150th Birthday Party Crackers ...
Let's Celebrate Canada!
our best Party Crackers EVER!
Elves' 150th Birthday Crackers
are all dressed in
red and white to celebrate Canada
Day ... Featuring one of
our most beloved Canadian icons
- the Beaver!
- 1 Maple Candy
- 1 tiny Canadian Flag
- 1 Canada Day Balloon
- 1 Canada Day Activity Sheet with:
Canadian History FAQ, charade, conversation
starter and puzzles, the"I
Am Canadian" Rant and jokes
only Canadians will understand!
- Fortune Teller Fish - What will
YOUR fortune be?
- Cracker Snap
shipping box contains one
of the following:
- 1 copy of a Canadian
- 1 Sheet with a history of the
don't delay. Our Canada Day crackers
sell out quickly each year. First
come; first served!
Price: $5.00 per cracker *
These crackers are available for
shipping now (while supplies last).
Please note: We ship on
Mondays and Thursdays only
this time of year. For
Monday shipping, order by Saturday
afternoon; For Thursday shipping,
order by Tuesday afternoon.
for pricing on bulk orders of more
Order: 5 crackers
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to select your SHIPPING ZONE.
you for the beautiful job
you and your elves did on
the crackers. I was so impressed
with the personal touches
of the order. The personal
card and just the care of
the whole package was very
appreciated in this day of
mass production and shipment.
granddaughters and I will
enjoy the cracker experience
at our very special annual
Victorian Christmas Tea with
Grandma this year. Happy Holidays!"
:: You substitute beer for water when
:: You pity people who haven't tasted
:: If you've worn shorts and a parka
at the same time.
:: If you measure distance in hours.
:: If you have switched from 'heat'
to 'A/C' in the same day and back again.
:: You know that the last letter of
the English alphabet
is always pronounced "Zed"
Happy Birthday, Canada! **
Only in Canada…
do we buy hot dogs in packages of twelve
and buns in packages of eight. "
Happy Birthday, Canada! **
Question: In response to the temperance
movement, Toronto pharmacist John J.
McLaughlin invented what drink in 1907
as a popular alternative to alcohol?
Canada Dry Ginger Ale "
** Happy Birthday, Canada! **
Might Be Canadian If:
know all the words to "If I had
a million dollars" by The Barenaked
:: Your municipality buys a Zamboni
before a bus.
:: You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
:: You think Peter Mansbridge is sexy.
:: You love your fries with poutine
:: You have twins named Wayne and Gretzky
I’m not a lumberjack or a fur
And I don’t live in an igloo
Or eat blubber or own a dog sled
And I don’t know Jimmy, Sally
or Suzy from Canada, although
I’m certain they’re really,
I have a Prime Minister, not a President
I speak English and French, not American
And I pronounce it “about,”
I can proudly sew my country’s
flag on my backpack.
I believe in peacekeeping, not policing
Diversity, not assimilation
And that the beaver is a truly proud
and noble animal.
A toque is a hat
A chesterfield is a couch
And it is pronounced zed, not zee, ZED!
Canada is the second largest landmass
The first nation of hockey
And the best part of North America!
My name is [insert your name here]
And I AM CANADIAN!
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